Heaven's Heart

Yeah, so now that the world knows me, I should also reveal my super talentedness. I'm a multi-lingual dawg. I am fluent in Japanese, English, Californian, and Dog.

Let me demonstrate. If I were to meet you in the street, I would most likely greet you with:
Japanese: "Konnichiwa. Yoi otenki desu ne."
English: "Good morning. What a lovely day!"
Californian: "Dude... looks like its time to hit the beaches and that jerky & beer!"
Dog: *Just turn around and we'll do the ol' sniff-and-check*

Nahh... I only take in 13% of what is being said. I'm actually clairvoyant. Hey, maybe Conan should put me on his show with Triumph. I think we'd make a good duo, you know, with my mind-reading skillz and ability to eat all sorts of vegetables. For me to poop on!!!

Oh, and if you are Mr.Winkles, the freaky-deaky Downy softener bear, or Tickle-me-sicko-Elmo, get away from me! You freak me out...

I'm such a cutie. Blah blah blah. You know what, I know I'm cool. Go fetch me some food or else.

... Ok so I'm too tired to enforce my authority. Give me a freakin break. What, do you think I can do everything?

I am resting by the front door after a morning walk. I am feeling dizzy these days because of this HOT weather. I'd rather stay at home. Could you bring me a cold beer?

Hello! I am called "Tenshin." Born in California about 8 years ago. I like various vegetables.